"Apparently orgasm is the only point where your mind becomes completely empty, you think of nothing for that second. That’s why it’s so compelling, it’s a tiny taste of death. Your mind is void, you have nothing in your head save white light."
Brought my new puppy Charlie into work the other day. Had to follow the employee dress code
i just slammed my fists on the table
hbgjvzdbrfghjzbd i really really want one
"I want to start 2014 with you."